It’s Her Fault She got Raped?
The first time I ever shook hands with a girl who wore longclaws – you know, those dastardly long nails, hard as bone, and capable of taking you into the […]
Afia Shwar and Abena Korkor: Breeds of a Sexually Perverse Society
Author: JayJay D. Segbefia, NAV Accra, Ghana. Story photo from here. Sometimes I feel I am a total stranger in “this our country Ghana”. I spend three weeks of each […]
Gitmo II – The Illegals!
The Supreme Court of Ghana has ruled that the transfer of the two former Guantanamo Bay detainees to Ghana was unconstitutional. Of course, we all knew that the two Gitmo […]
10-Day Online Passport Application: Hannah Tetteh’s Big Joke on Ghanaians
I just got hit with the news that the outgoing Minister for Foreign Affairs and Regional Integration, Hanna Tetteh, who also got thoroughly walloped at the December 7 polls by […]
Amissah-Arthur’s Contribution to Mahama’s Unprecedented Electoral Defeat
Kwesi Bekoe Amissah-Arthur, the outgoing Vice President, is the most elusive species of the presidency of John Dramani Mahama. His elusiveness trumps those of leopards of both the Ngorongoro and […]
Desperado: Why Mahama is Desperate for an Addo-D Debate
Author: JayJay D. Segbefia, NAV Accra-Ghana. Desperado /dɛspəˈrɑːdəʊ/ noun. a desperate or reckless person, especially a criminal. Early 17th century: pseudo-Spanish alteration of the obsolete noun desperate. Both desperate and […]
Puss-In-Boots: What’s Wrong with Mahama’s Military Gimmickry?
Author: JayJay D. Segbefia, NAV Accra – Ghana Ghana’s democratic history is inundated with checkered obstructions every now and then from military dictatorship and buffoonery. If I am not mistaken in […]
Release of the Montie Fools: Who Really Let the Dogs Out?
Author: JayJay D. Segbefia, NAV Accra-GHANA We’re back at it all over again, aren’t we? We’re back to the very beginning of the string of foolishness and downright ridiculousness that […]
Face It, Man. You’re No Longer KKD: Open Letter to KKD
Dear Kwesi Kyei Darkwah, I am no fan of yours, but I have been meaning to write to you for a looong time. I am a very busy man, you […]
Terror Attacks in Ivory Coast: Is Ghana Next?
Author: JayJay D. Segbefia, NAV Journalist, Business Person, Jungle Boy Chupachups Accra-GHANA First off, if your response as soon as you saw the heading of this article was, “Tofiakwa! God […]
Of a Lying President, an Impotent Parliament and Zenabu’s Piggery
By JayJay D. Segbefia, Accra-GHANA Journalist, Business Person, Jungle Boy Apparently, there are many diplomatic ways to say NONSENSE, and that makes little sense to me. I mean, if you […]
Flagstaff House Down! What a Gitmo-Squad Attack on FSH Would Look Like
By JayJay D. Segbefia Accra, Ghana Of course we’re all happy that a couple of Guantanamo Bay detainees would think to start their lives of freedom in Ghana. I […]
Exclusive: Power Minister’s Draft Resignation Letter Sighted
Dear Dr. Kwabena Donkor, Minister in Charge of Power and Dumchop Affairs Convener of the doomed-to-fail Campaign to differentiate Dumsor from Load Shedding Cabinet Appointee in Charge of Negotiations with […]
Ghana Tops List of Easier-to-Rip-Off African Countries
By JayJay D. Segbefia, NAV Accra-GHANA Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t […]
Of Live Rabbits and A Dead Goat – Open Letter to President Mahama
Dear President John D. Mahama, Your Excellency Your Majesty Nana Atopiah Commander-In-Chief of Goats in Purgatory Etc. Etc. It’s not like I couldn’t have delivered this letter to you […]
Witchcraft and a Bloated NDC Voters Register
By JayJay D Segbefia Me, I was driving two days ago, you see, from the Ngmayem Festival of the Manya Krobo people when it started to rain cats, dogs and […]
